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Waiter Allegedly Dead In Alleged Fork Murder
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Panel 1: Weevil approaches the waiter.
W: Excuse me, sir? We’ll be paying for our drinks and leaving.
Panel 2: He glances at a fork in his hand.
W: Oh, and, uh
Panel 3: Weevil looks away bashfully and hands some cash to the waiter.
W: Can you tell everyone I killed you and you died
Waiter: Of course, sir
Panel 4: Blovis merrily strolls down the sidewalk, Weevil begrudgingly following behind.
B: Well, Weevil? Did he splatter like so much stewed tomato?
W: Indeed, your Lordship, it was very gruesome, yes
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