weevil leers at strangers with that expression for hours every so often
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Panel 1 | Weevil peeks out from behind the curtains.
W: "While HE'S away, I can tend to my most precious of jewels..."
Panel 2 | Weevil slides a small chest out from under the bed.
W: "Ahh, my aromas! Such beauty, such sophistication!!"
Panel 3 | Weevil sniffs from a variety of perfumes and incenses.
W: "Every one of them, a work of art! The aubergine, the fougère, the..."
Panel 4 | Weevil grimaces at a bottle with a sharp red hue and a cow skull label.
W: "The 'Eau de Beefstick' that Blovis made me buy at that rest stop..."
Aubergine is just a European way to say eggplant, but it sounds real nice and fancy-like.
The king has been banished to a shabby apartment, and he's brought a particularly dubious advisor with him! Will he be usurped by his own roommate? Updates every Tuesday.